Why is clutter is the enemy of great sex?

Is your kitchen table heaped with junk mail?
Do you have a jumble of old newspapers or magazines … or piles of dirty laundry?
What’s up with those dead houseplants in your kitchen?

If you’re wondering what clutter has to do with sex, The Sanity Fairy™ will tell you:
Clutter is the enemy of great sex. Why?
Because all [...]